How NOT to Write a Resume
A resume is similar to a company website, or brochure for a service. Have you ever looked at
one and thought ‘I’m definitely not going with this company – they just don’t look professional’?
Resumes are similar. Resumes sell your personality, skills and credibility, and if there are errors
in spelling, if the resume uses unprofessional clip art, or if the layout makes understanding the
information inside impossible, then chances are the resume has just undermined your potential
for employment at the company in question. Don’t let these mistakes happen on your resume:
• Spelling/grammatical errors: Your resume needs to be grammatically perfect. If it
isn't, employers will read between the lines and draw not-so-flattering conclusions about
you, like: "This person can't write," or "This person obviously doesn't care.". With
computer spell-checks, spelling errors typically happen with words such as
“there/they’re/their” or a word that is correctly spelled, but is a typo in the context (using
the word ‘out’ when you meant to write ‘our’). Another place to watch for errors and
typos: contact information. An error here, even on a superb resume, could mean that a
hiring manager won’t be able to get a hold of you.
• Poor layout/arrangement of information: The brutal truth is that the document you
have spent the better part of the day preparing will receive 8-10 seconds of a hiring
manager’s time, at first glance. If the information is arranged in a way that is difficult to
understand, the person reading it will probably not even give it that. Make sure that you
clearly arrange information, label important sections, have a linear job history. Make it
immediately obvious what position you are applying for, and how your skills fit into that
position.
• Not qualified for the job: It does not matter if you are qualified for the job or not –
what’s important is if your resume says that you are. If you have all the qualifications in
the world, it will not help you if your resume does not list them! Remember, a resume is
not a biography and should not have every job you’ve ever held in your life unless the
job is related to the position. If you are mass-mailing resumes, you will probably find that
your resume is disqualifying you simply because it is not targeted, and it is unrelated.
The problem with this approach is that you are burning bridges with only the click of a
mouse – you only get one shot in most cases, and it’s important to view that as an
opportunity to succeed, not as another email address to add to your resume email blast.
• Using inappropriate information: If your hobbies are not related to the position, don’t
list them. They are unnecessary. Make the resume as simple as possible – resumes that
are too flowery tend to get on hiring manager’s nerves, because it makes the information
within less accessible, not more. No personal information beyond what’s required (name,
phone, email, address). Even previous jobs that are unrelated to this position could be
considered ‘inappropriate’ however this is left to the resume writer’s discretion, since a
solid job history is extremely valuable.
• Poor/unprofessional graphic elements: Often times in describing Professional
Resume Design, the first question people ask is if we use different colored paper, or clip
art to spruce up the resume. Do neither of these things. A picture of yourself has no
place on a resume either (no matter how good looking you think you are.) Pictures will
not help your chances of getting an interview or employment. Using a colored paper to
stand out is not a good idea. It screams ‘unprofessional’ and diminishes your credibility.
If the paper’s tone approaches the tone of the printer ink, it makes the resume that much
harder to read.
• Format: If you are in any way unsure, play it safe – use a standard layout, standard font
choice (Times New Roman), standard paper color (white) etc. In fact, always use white
or slightly off-white paper. Everyone needs to look like a professional in the eyes of their